A very emotional and tearful Yuvraj, who is in a trance and has sunk to his knees because he cant believe that it actually happened, is vigorously shaken back into reality by madman Sreesanth.
He looks up, looks around, still dazed, and sees the Lankans walking up to him to offer their customary and totally fake congratulations.
Following are his responses to the Lankan players.
To Sanga: "Dude! You saw that? That bastard promised me he'd let me hit the winning runs. This is how he gets back at me for screwing him over that bitch. And she left me, too. Anyway, well played dude. Better luck next time. Who's next? "
Murali: He realises the cameras are pointed at him now. He gains his composure and puts up a sincere effort and says, "Well played mate. Hard luck. Sadly, there's no next time for you. Oops!"
Randiv: "Who? You played today? Anyway, I rock, dude! I mean, India rocks! Go, get me some water. "
Malinga: "The newly created Yuvraj Marg in Mohali is very crowded in the mornings from 8 to 11. Your services are required there. Please to be attending to it." Dilshan: "You have 4 more years to perfect the scoop. You might have to buy a different sari this time. The other one was seen with Misbah, who clearly hasnt gotten over that shot yet. He was last seen with the sari, muttering something, of which i only heard Sreesanth and Ch****. Not sure if that was a single sentence though. But i have heard them being used together somewhere. The last press conference by Dhoni, was it? No, you say? Ah! yes, Dhoni is rather refined in his public appearances. Oh yeah, It was after Sreesanth's first spell today. The captain is glad he doesnt have to resort to euphemisms. No one will question him this time. Viru might still say something."
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